Monday, March 26, 2012

Semuanya khilaf saya~


~ TUA selalunya betul..Muda sememangnya salah..sigh..~
They are perfect compare to us. Tapi, semua orang ada perasaan kan....
Terima Kasih banyak banyak kalian..

Friday, March 23, 2012

Syurga vs Neraka

Pilihan di tangan kita.Jangan jadi manusia yang menghukum manusia lain masuk neraka.


Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Si penjaga server


jam di opis pukol 10.40 pagi..aku baru smpai di opis..mcm biasa, server kena on dulu..then, telefon opis berdering..suara kena maintain releksss dan terus angkat fon.

user: boss u ada?
me: belom jumpa jln ke opis.
user: oo..so i nak tanya u ler, something wrong dgn test server u.
me: hah????? biar betol. i tgh guna server, ok ja nih.(smbil tgn dah rs sejok/cuak dah)
user: i dah byk kali ping, pon still xboleh nk remote la.
me: pelik laa....mmg pelik nih...ada error message ke?ehh pkl brapa u try ping td?
user: pkl 10pg tadi la..
me: oo..i baru ja masok opis,so server i br ja on td..(sambil tersenyom senyom senyom senyooom dan terus gelakkk)

p/s: aku rasa, masa user tu letak fon, mesti dia dok tepok tepok dahi dia..kahkah..

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Simbolik wuduk kita~



"Secara simboliknya wuduk menunjukkan kita membasuh anggota yang menjadi kegunaan harian. Tanpa sedar ataupun tidak, anggota inilah yang banyak melakukan dosa sama ada dalam kita sedar ataupun tidak. Basuhan wajib 5 kali sehari seolah olah menunjukkan kita membasuh anggota-anggota itu daripada dosa yang dilakukan sepanjang hari "- riwayat dari Rabiatul Al-Adawiy


p/s::kredit utk sahabat yang beri buku ni. Alhamdulilah,.byk ilmu yang dapat..semoga kita semua dirahmatiNya..Amin

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Budak IT wajib baca!!


Dear Tech Support Team,
... ...
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
...
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3 , PlayBall 5.0 , BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0 .

Please help!

Thanks,

"A Troubled User"

REPLY: Dear Troubled User,

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support).

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software Dresses 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0.

WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system and to your computer as well..


kredit utk: Miss Orahome1 ats sumbangan emel beliau!!TOCHE popo..hehe..erk, kemsalam kat hen dra!


p/s:hahahahahahahaahahha.. lawok kan????hehe..memang betol3 budak IT punya stori nih..
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